2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
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perra! I'll cut you
As a full time inhabitant of the internet I need somewhere to post all these
Can somebody???????????
| sweden's host: | hello lena! |
|---|---|
| graham norton: | UGH |
| graham norton: | i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is |
| graham norton: | even the rain couldn't stop her |
| germany's host: | we're having so much fun! |
| graham norton: | speak for yourself lena |
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
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(via necrophilofthefuture)
